Supervillains Take Inspiration From Dentists


Octopus-chair embrace:
Countless arms, pulleys,
Little spouts shooting water,
And trays for a multitude 
Of mean looking tools. 

For half an hour I’m tangled, 
Prone under harsh light,
Saved only by some 
Nifty glasses and 
Meditative breathing.

Between 6 & 7 I hear 
The radio bleat the news,
News of demagogues and 
Untold misery erupting 
From every fissure. 
Her concentration astounds me.  

Between 8 & 9 I wonder
What my teeth will be worth 
When found scattered among
The flowers that fill
The streets we left behind.

It’s hard to smile with the vacuum 
And your fingers but I try, 
Only managing to shuffle the tongue 
Now pressed against your thumb.
It’s fairly awkward. 

How differently we must see the mouth,
How differently we must see life!
Spending all day mining plaque 
And spooning tongues
Seems like the sort of thing
With the potential to jade a person.


Maximilian Bowden is twenty one, studying literature at the University of Essex. He is going into his third year in September. He has more work on the Humans and Nature blog, Ink in Thirds and Clockwise Cat.